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If surprising your friends is what you're aiming for this Christmas, then look no further, this handmade decoration is the ideal gift to prank everybody! All they have to do is slide it down and a p*nis will appear!
Size: 2.5 inches (6.5 cm)
Materials: wood, acrylic paint, good mood
All items are carved, painted, and packed with care in my workshop.
They will make an excellent gag gift for Christmas. You can either offer them as funny keychains, ornaments, car hangers, or as stocking stuffers in general.
SHIPPING
Standard (12–15 business days) is $6.89 per order.
VIP shipping is $12.99 per order.
All orders are processed and shipped within 3 business days. Please note that exceptions may occur during peak holiday seasons, promotional events, severe weather conditions, or carrier-related delays, which could extend processing times.
Applies to the 48 contiguous states only, excluding oversized items and furniture.
If you live in the mainland US, depending on your order, your package will be delivered with UPS or USPS (excluding oversized items).
All orders are shipped with UPS/USPS.
Gift cards are sent electronically free of charge.
All orders include tracking until delivered to your home.
Standard shipping typically delivers within 7–10 business days.
During peak seasons (such as Christmas), delivery may take slightly longer.
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